Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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