is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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