hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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