No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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