Yo dont text me then not text me
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
