Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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