normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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