Dual....:-)
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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