where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
