So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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