white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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