i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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