Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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