You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
