singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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