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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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