i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Randomize
