yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
True strength comes from lack of pants
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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