God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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