party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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