My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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