Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
