he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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