Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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