She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
FUCK WHALES
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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