? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Mom said you looked used
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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