I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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