I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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