She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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