You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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