so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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