rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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