Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
PANTIES FOUND
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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