Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
