So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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