What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
