Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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