I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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