I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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