what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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