I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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