Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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