How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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