call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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