keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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