ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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