you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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