Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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