yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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