MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
