I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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