I'm really into asian looking animals
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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