we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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