these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
