The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It's just like the Real World with babies
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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